Thursday, May 18, 2006

There is a new Kate Bishop in town. She is 5'7" tall with legs up to here, wind blown raven hair, absolutely perfect skin, hazel eyes and curves to die for. She is still in highschool. One can only hope she is at least 18 years old. Not only does this Kate Bishop have impeccable genes, but a fortune is awaiting her as she is also an heiress. Surely it's a substantial sum as her father owns a string of successful companies under Bishop Publishing.

Kate is athletic and graceful. She is highly skilled at archery, fencing, sword fighting, jujitsu, boxing and other forms of combat. In addition to these skills, she is level-headed, independent, tough-minded and blunt. These atributes have landed Kate into a team of sorts. I am not sure exactly what they do, but it is physically challenging and seems rewarding.

She has a lot going for her, but like the rest of us, Kate Bishop has her demons. It has been noted that Kate was brutally attacked at one point, in Central Park. The details are blurry. Though it was very traumatic, the attack was her motivation to become involved in intense physical training outlined above.

Who is this mystery woman you ask? Though I realize I cannot compete, who am I to keep you from such information? Without further delay, I introduce the other Kate Bishop.

Of course, now I have a moral dilemma. The Kate Bishop writing this blog has been around since the Summer of 2004 while the Kate Bishop, comic book character, has been around only since April of 2005. Nevertheless, the comic is geared toward teens and this character is apparently gaining in popularity. I am not sure how I should handle this.

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