A bit about me . . .

I am unafraid of pitbulls and rottweilers.
But cats freak me out.

I don't really like to shop for clothes.
But I love to shop for food.

My biggest vice: I am a beauty product junkie.

When I was 19 I obtained a fake ID.
I was hardly ever carded.
Now I'm carded most of the time.

I don't think Jon Stewart is all that funny.
But I think he's hot.

I secretly watch South Park.
And 7th Heaven.

One drink will give me a little hangover.
So I rarely drink.
One piece of chocolate molten lava cake with vanilla ice cream and fresh whipped cream will make me ill for two days.
I think it's totally worth it.

People tell me I drive like a maniac.
My driving record is spotless.
So there.

I was the tallest kid in my class until junior high.
Because of this, I have always felt tall, even though I'm not.
Still, I'm reluctant to shop in the petite section.

I think wine is overrated.

I hate to fly.
I think it's insane.
But I do it anyway.
With a smile.

Sometimes I think I can really sing.
Until I turn down the volume.

I eat asparagus with my fingers.
Emily Post says it's perfectly acceptable.

I won a big spelling bee when I was 12.
I'm not sure what happened since then.

I made out with a celebrity once.
Before he was much of a celebrity.
He was drunk.
I won't tell you who it was.
But you would be impressed.